Directory

Gunnery Sgt. McCool

Website
Visit Website
Watch Video
Watch Video
Buy DVD
Buy DVD
Rating
5
Review Date
27 November 2007
Director
Joe Gage
Studio
Titan Men
Condoms
Yes
Genre
Uniforms, military, oral sex, group sex, threesome sex, anal sex, rimming, hairy men, muscle men, big cocks, uncut cocks, (watersports in Director's Cut only).
Starring
Dean Flynn, Justin Burkshire, Vinnie D'Angelo, Kai Grant, Erik Hall, Andrew Justice, Tyler Kane, Tony Masala, Brandon Monroe, Jason Reynolds, Jason Ridge, Jean Paul Roccard, Tyler Saint, and Scott Tanner.
Standout Scene
Gunnery Sgt McCoolBy far the threesome sex scene with Scott Tanner, Brendon Monroe, and Justin Burkshire is my pick for the hottest scene. Joe Gage pushes the envelope with a father and son tag-teaming the father's soldier buddy. It's thrilling, unbelievable, and it'll get your dick hard in nine seconds.

I spent the whole scene completely consumed with the father and son: their positioning and proximity to one another, and how far was this threeway really going to go? I have to say that it was one of the hottest things I've watched in gay porn. Joe Gage always has a way of getting me more turned on that any other director.
Video Review
I'm always thrilled when the UPS man shows up with a new Joe Gage video. He produces some of the hottest gay porn videos that hit my DVD player. Joe Gage's Gunnery Sgt. McCool is the latest offering from Titan Men, and it's packed with 14 hot and horny men in super-charged military sex scenes. But brace yourself, you won't be prepared for what director Joe Gage has in store for us in this video – and I'm not just saying that.

Vinnie D’Angelo plays Gunnery Sgt. McCool a Texan Armed Services Detention Center. Private Tony Masala is hauled in and confronted about some of the stud's cock shots floating around the Internet. When Masala won’t confirm or deny that the photos contain his cock – don't ask, don't tell – McCool orders him to whip it out. With his huge cock flopped out of his fly, Masala nervously awaits the verdict. McCool calls over Sergeant Andrew Justice and tells him to take a look. When Justice can’t seem to decide, McCool says, “What do you think sergeant? That they all look alike?” He orders Justice to whip out his own cock to make the comparison. The sergeant and private stand there, cocks dancing in Joe Gage fashion, while McCool sizes them up. After a brief inspection and manhandling, Andrew Justice looks McCool right in the eye – almost defiantly – and gets down on his knees and starts sucking Masala’s cock.

Now, it’s no secret that gay porn stars aren’t always the best actors; we've all experience the scenario where the landlord wants his late rent cheque and some poor guy is stammering some lame line about making it up some other way. Threeway FuckWe groan and roll out eyes – it's price we pay for watching hot gay sex on film. But director Joe Gage has a knack for getting top-notch performances out of his actors. Gage takes relatively inane dialogue and silly situations and weaves them into one dick-twitching scene after another. And Joe Gage is the master of the pregnant pause: McCool barks out a comment, and then, the three men stand around looking at each other, cocks dancing in the air, waiting for someone to react. Joe Gage always teases us like a skilled lover in a long, slow foreplay session, pushing us to the edge until we're ready to scream, "Come on, suck his cock!" After Justice orally inspects Masala's cock, McCool gets down on his knees and sucks Justice's long, banana-curved erection – it's a great dick, topped off with a big nob. Masala stands at attention off to the side, watching the blowjob; and after a tongue lashing from the sergeant about obedience and service, Masala is ordered down on his knees to service his two sergeants. Once he warms up their cocks, Masala is bent over the desk and D'Angelo and Justice work over his mouth and ass. After both sergeants have filled the soldier's mouth and ass, they use Masala's hairy chest and belly as a landing strip for their loads.

Solider Jason Ridge shows up at a seedy motel room. Presumably Ridge has replied to one of those websites specializing in real military guys jacking off for the camera. Tyler Saint Fucking Jason RidgePhotographer Tyler Saint is waiting for him, video camera in hand. Ridge is in uniform and Saint convinces him to strip out of his clothes. Ridge strips down to his boxers and sits nervously in the chair. Saint tells Ridge to “take it out,” and sensing Ridge's nervousness, he suggests the soldier would be more comfortable if they were both naked. With the camera rolling, Saint stands naked from the waist down, his huge semi-hard cock hanging between his legs. I saw Saint for the first time in Folsom Leather where he polished Tober Brandt's boots with his tongue and a big load of cum. And the muscle stud does have a beautiful body and a hot, thick cock. Ridge plays this first-timer role convincingly with a good measure of nervousness and inexperience. Even when Saint asks him to suck his cock, Ridge finally agrees saying, "Just the head." And that's exactly what a straight guy would say! Saint offers Ridge an extra $50 to ride his cock, but Ridge negotiates another $100. Poor boy, Saint has a huge cock and the soldier should have asked for $200.

I was so stoked when the third scene opened with Scott Tanner in uniform and talking to McCool on the phone. I love Tanner. I first saw him a while ago on the Men Over 30 website and I fell in love with the well-built, hairy, blonde stud and his thick cock. When he made his debut in Titan Men's Barnstorm, I was thrilled, and now he's back for another look. He’s got a big dick and he knows how to fuck, and I love watching him. Tanner is paired up with Brandon Monroe – two soldiers heading out for a night of drinking – and later, half in the bag, they return back to Tanner’s place. Tanner’s college-aged son, Justin Burkshire, spies on them while they piss together in the toilet. I figured that Justin is going to watch these two military men fucking one another, but I'm completely shocked when I see where this scene goes.

Scott Tanner Sucking a Big CockTanner gets Monroe some blankets so he can pass out on the couch, and then, heads off to his own bed. Burkshire sneaks out to the living room wearing one piece long johns. His hard cock is stretching the fabric in his long johns and he’s watching Monroe's own stiff cock pulsing in his boxers. Burkshire creeps over, gets down on his knees, and he pulls out Monroe’s big cock. Burkshire keeps checking over his shoulder to make sure his dad is still sleeping. While Burkshire has his fist wrapped around Monroe’s cock, Tanner appears in the doorway. Monroe, who has been feigning sleep, looks at Tanner and says, “I told you.” Tanner stands there watching his son jacking his buddy’s cock, and then, Monroe says, “Suck it.” Burkshire swallows Monroe big dick, and Tanner joins Monroe, sitting beside him on the couch. Tanner strokes his cock while his son sucks Monroe’s dick. Then Dad takes over sucking his buddy’s cock while his son watches over his shoulder. It's an amazingly exciting scene addressing a taboo subject. And the scene is absolute ball-busting material. I won't give you a blow by blow account of what happens because I really want you to experience this scene with the same thrill and anticipation that I did. But I will say that Monroe has a pair of the biggest low hangers I've seen in a while, and the sound of them flopping against his leg while he beats off is a huge turn-on. And Burkshire's shaved fuck hole is delicious and I loved watching it receiving Monroe's big, hard cock. And the finale will totally get you off as all three men are lined up on their knees, kneeling on the couch cushions, and one after another, they pump their loads all over the back of the sofa. Do Tanner and Burkshire go all the way? I won't ruin it for you. Check out this sizzling scene for yourself.

Gunnery Sgt. McCool's finale is a whole movie unto itself. There's been a power failure at the lab and sperm bank, and Dean Flynn must head off to re-do his urine tests. In the sperm bank next door, a gang of soldiers are waiting, hard cocks poking out of their zippers, for the technician to come and collect there sperm samples. It's a ridiculous scene really, but Joe Gage always makes these things work, always asking and answering the question: What if? Military Circle JerkDean Flynn walks by the sperm bank's door just as the soldiers are bantering about the chicks they fucked last night, and Tyler Kane says to a couple of soldiers, "Got any cum left in ya." Then McCool barks, "Haul it out, sergeant, we'll get you straightened out in no time." This catches Dean's attention, he scoots into the door and sits down on the first available chair. The soldiers all start pulling out their cocks and it’s a five-man seated circle jerk. Tyler Kane and Vinnie D’Angelo are sitting beside one another on the couch and they start stroking one another’s cocks. Flynn, Jean Paul Roccard, and Erik Hall are seated beside one another on chairs. Erik Hall has a beautiful uncut cock with foreskin wrapped tightly around his cock head and pinched in a tail off the crown. Kai Grant comes out of the lab with sample cups and he starts making his rounds. He holds the sample cup while Tyler Kane deposits his load inside. That’s one sample collected. Kai puts the lid on the sample jar and moves over to Jean Paul Roccard. One by one, Kai collects a sample from each man, some are harder than others; and it's kind of fun watching Kai playing dodge the flying cum shot and trying to get as much juice into each jar. With all the samples collected, the men can get down to some good old fashioned sucking and fucking. Jason Reynolds, Kai Grant, and Dean Flynn serve as bottoms and get their asses porked by a number of the soldiers. But the hottest fuck scene in this session has Dean Flynn doing a head stand on the sofa. D'Angelo plays with Flynn's ass and pushes Flynn's cock into his own mouth. And then D'Angelo orders Flynn to blast off all over his face. It's wonderful.

I loved Gunnery Sgt. McCool, and it's definitely a gay sex video you're going to want to add to your collection. So many military movies leave so much to be desired. Directors think they just need to throw up some camouflage netting and put the gay porn stars in camouflage pants, and presto, it's military sex. But Vinnie D'Angelo delivers a top-notch performance as the barking and domineering commander of this troop. And when he says, "Get your dick out," you'll do it fast. The uniforms are realistic and go beyond what we normally see in "military sex" movies. In a sea of mediocrity, Gunnery Sgt. McCool won't be leaving your DVD player any time soon.

Link
Watch Video
Rate this listing
0 vote
Favoured:
0
2007 was the year for military-themed gay sex videos, and Gunnery Sgt. McCool was one of Titan Men's offerings. And what a hot fucking movie! I'm biased though, I love just about anything Joe Gage puts on film. Gunnery Sgt. McCool packs a lot of sex into four scenes. Two sergeants take out their frustrations on a disobedient private; a father and son tag team the father's military buddy; the whole gang shows up at the clinic to give their monthly samples, and this time, the doctor is doing sperm counts; and finally, photographer Tyler Saint convinces a straight soldier to take off his clothes for the camera. If the military were really like this wouldn't we all enlist?