CASTING COUCH Gay Video Review
Well, I knew it had to happen eventually. Ever since I started reviewing COLT Studio videos a few months ago, I've been having a love affair with the 40-year-old gay porn studio. So far, I have loved everything that I have reviewed and I'm one of director John Rutherford's biggest fans. Unfortunately, I didn't love Casting Couch. But before you hit the back button, read on because my dislike of the film is largely tainted by my own bias and personal preferences.
Normally I have a big hard-on for Eastern European men and I'm a foreskin hound, so I had big hopes for Casting Couch. I knew I was in trouble when I saw the cover because I really don't like Brad Patton. I know he's a big name in the COLT family and his fans will probably crucify me, but I just don't care for blondes that much. And Patton embodies just about everything I dislike in a guy – blonde, boyish-looking, effeminate, and smooth. He certainly has a huge cock that had even me foaming at the mouth, especially when he was plugging Zoltan Gondor's hungry hole. But Brad Patton is just too pretty for me. I suppose I should be so hard on the guy, he's only in one scene. If you're a Brad Patton fan, you'll enjoy his threesome sex scene with Zoltan Gondor and Jose Ganetti where he fucks both of these guys with his huge, 9-inch uncut cock.
Casting Couch was directed by Roland Dane, who has a good eye and weaves an interesting storyline. But I think he has to cut his teeth on a few more films before he'll become a considerable director. I found most of the sucking and fucking in Casting Couch very hurried. It's like you know company is arriving in 20 minutes and you and your partner need to pound one out before they arrive and still have time to shower. I don't like getting fucked like this and I don't like watching vigorous poundings, at least not all of the time. I love watching long, lingering blowjobs scenes and hot, slow fuck sessions. I like watching a man really work a butt hole with his cock, teasing his bottom and driving him crazy before jacking it up to ramming speed. In Casting Couch everyone fucks like jack rabbit. And I think that's Roland Dane's fault. As a director, Dane needs to talk to his cast and tell them what kind of sex he wants to see. And maybe he wanted lots of hard and fast ass pounding, I don't know. But for me, one-speed fuckers are boring. There were some pretty hot guys in the cast and I would have enjoyed some more leisurely sex.
Roland Dane also seems to have a thing for guys getting fucked in a specific position – a guy lies on the floor and hoists his legs in the air, leaning back on his head and with his butt hole pointing straight up at the ceiling, he presents his ass to the top men who have to push their hard cocks straight down into his ass. It's a pretty hot position and when young, tattooed Mickey gets fucked this way by three guys in the first scene, it's ball-bustingly awesome. One by one the tops slide their dicks into Mickey's fuck hole. And as the guys swap, Mickey's gaping hole is wide open and winking at the camera, as it were – I loved this! But Roland Dane recreates this fucking scene several more times throughout the movie. When I saw it once, I was really turned on, when I saw it the third time, I was in fast-forward mode.
 Roland Dane himself is in Casting Couch, playing the roll of a producer of a new, Hungarian soap opera. He's a cute guy, and although he's a bit young for my tastes, he still turned me on. Dane has hired Brian Hansen as his director and cast Brad Patton in a leading role of this soap opera. Patton plays an American actor with a sex-scandal past and it has everyone talking. The first sex scene of Casting Couch opens with the soap opera's four writers having just finished the script. They are pouring champagne and celebrating their completion of the script, and their joking around about the rumours of Brad Patton's huge cock gets them riled up. Rod Stevens, Julian Vincenzo, Lucio Maverick and Mickey strip out of their clothes and start going at it. Lucio Maverick and Julian Vincenzo break into one pair, with Rod Stevens and Mickey in another. Luciano has an amazingly big cock – it’s a long, thick fucker with a strong banana curve and Julian sucks it vigorously. Rod Stevens is getting his fat uncut cock sucked by Mickey, who gives his foreskin special attention, licking and sucking it. Rod Stevens hoists his hairy leg up on the desk – boy, are his legs hairy – and Julian Vincenzo jack hammers his hairy hole with his fat cock. Then Mickey moves in a pummels Rod’s ass. And finally Lucio takes his turn. In the scene's hottest sequence, Lucio lies back on the floor and Rod sits on his cock while Mickey squats onto Rod’s cock. The camera work here is amazing, giving us a sizzling look at the two hard cocks sliding into those two tight butts. Double fucking scenes are hard to pull off, but Roland Dane and his actors rip this one up!
The guys fuck in a variety of configurations until finally Mickey hoists is legs and lets everyone fucks his gaping hole. This scene is ball-bustingly hot, too. If the guys could have slowed down their fucking, it would have been a phenomenal scene. With his ass up in the air, Mickey takes one load after another, with the guys jacking off their big, uncut cuts and dumping cum all over his ass, balls, and legs.
 After a press conference where Roland Dane announces the upcoming production, Roland and Mickey get it on with one of the reporters right their in the room. Dane gets down on his knees and sucks these two beautiful uncut cocks. Jose Ganetti has a deliciously long and fat, uncut cock and Dane spends most of his cock sucking time working Ganetti's cock. Ganetti sprawls across the table and Dane fucks his shaved butt hole, all the while Mickey, who is sitting on the table, is getting his dick serviced by Ganetti. After Ganetti gets his hole loosen up good, he’s ready for some fucking. Sitting back on a chair he holds up his hard cock while Mickey rides it. I do love this fucking position because it allows the camera to give us an unobstructed view of a hard dick sliding into a guy's ass. It's probably one of the best fucking positions in gay porn, although it's likely tiring on the actors. Unlike the last scene where Mickey only gets his hole ravaged, in this scene he actually does some fucking. He lies back on the floor and Dane sits on his cock, then Ganetti scoots in behind them and stuffs his big cock up Dane’s hole. Dane takes both cocks in a hot double fucking scene. The camera gets in close for some sizzling shots of the two dicks stuffed into Dane's butt. Then Dane hoists his legs over his head and the two guys plunge their cocks deep into his hole until he shoots a load all over himself. I really enjoyed the fact that Roland Dane was versatile. I think versatile guys are so much sexier. It was hot watching him plug Ganetti's hole, and then, getting fucked by both his co-stars.
Jake Farmer (played by Brad Patton) finally arrives to much media frenzy. And after a brief meeting with director Roland Dane, they begin shooting. At day's end, Brad Patton and Zoltan Gondor are doing an interview with Jose Ganetti about the production. Brad Patton clicks off the tape recorder to tell the reporter how he really feels about working with his Hungarian co-star, and the three guys start kissing one another. With Brad Patton in the middle, the two men start working him over and Ganetti is the first one to swallow Patton’s thick cock. The guys strip naked and Ganetti lies back on the leather sofa and gets his cock sucked by Gondor, who in turn gets his hairy ass eaten, and then, fucked by Patton. Having warmed up Gondor's hole, Patton sits back on the couch and Gondor straddles him, sitting on his cock. It’s an amazing view of Patton’s thick monster grinding into Gondor’s hungry ass. Then Gondor gets down on the ground, hoists his legs over his head, and the two tops take turns plunging their cocks into his ass a la Roland Dane's favourite position. Patton fucks Ganetti on the couch until Ganetti shoots a creamy load all over the black sofa. And then the other two guys cover Ganetti with their loads.
The final scene of Casting Couch is between producer Roland Dane and his director Brian Hansen. Dane asks about Farmer, if he’s really hung like everyone says. This leads Hansen to tickle Dane’s crotch and say, “He’s kind of hung like you.” (He's not really, but whatever gets you sex.) The two guys strip naked and Hansen gets on his knees and sucks his producer’s cock. Dane lies back on the sofa and Hansen sucks with Dane slapping his hard dick against the cock sucker’s tongue. Then Dane hoists his legs and Hansen fingers and licks Dane’s ass. Hansen scoots in behind Dane on the sofa and fucks his ass hard and fast – very fast. The two guys fuck in a variety of positions on and off the couch until Hansen covers Dane’s ass with a thick load of juice. And with production finished, Roland Dane returns to Thailand for some much needed R & R.
If you like a big cast, a storyline, and lots of ass-pounding sex, you'll like Casting Couch. If you like Eastern European men and big uncut cocks, you'll love it. Casting Couch is packed with big dick action with loads of ass fucking. The camera work is great, giving us several hot close-ups and some of those cum shots are pretty impressive. And if you like younger guys, then check out The Pig's review of Muscle Ranch 2, there are a few hotties in that COLT Studio video. |
