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Roid Rage
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- Rating
- 5
- Review Date
- 24 May 2007
- Director
- JD Slater
- Studio
- Raging Stallion / Centurion Pictures XXX
- Genre
- Muscle men, hairy men, threesome sex, group sex, oral sex, anal sex, rimming.
- Starring
- Xerxes, Huessein, Trey Casteel, Hank Dutch, Brock Hatcher, Brendan Davies. Trojan Rock, Piero Sias, Shane Alexander.
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If you like big, muscular men — beefy men with awesome bodies, bulging muscle, and body hair, Roid Rage is going to pop your cork. Hands down, it's one of the best movies of 2007 with one solid fuck scene after another. With one couple, one three way, and a five-man group sex scene, Roid Rage is an must-have.
Without a doubt the final scene with five of the hottest muscle men on the planet. I got so turned on watching these five men getting off one another's bodies. With a threesome and a twosome happening at the same time, I sometimes didn't know where to look. I know for sure that I'm going to get a lot of jack off mileage out of this scene. But this DVD is definitely one muscle fans will want in their permanent collection.
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- Roid Rage is the hottest gay porn movie I've seen so far this year. I don't remember when I've seen so many masculine, fuckable, muscular men packed into two hours. The testosterone was oozing out of my screen. For the sake of getting this review done, I really had to work hard at restraining myself. But once I was finished writing I dove right into bed with a big bottle of lube.
Let me skip right to the Roid Rage grande finale because it is truly the hottest scene of the movie. Reminiscent of a circuit party half-time show, this scene opens in a dimly lit warehouse space; a bluish glow reveals bare-chested men posed around the room, each wearing a mask with forehead LCD light. The simple percussion beat builds and I can feel this is going to be a scorcher. Some lights are turned up and there's a muscle threesome in front of the camera and another couple in the back corner. The men are wearing chaps, which accentuate their beefy and muscular butts. Each man's head is wrapped in an open-ended band of leather with eye holes and strapped at the back (imagine a topless and leather balaclava). They're the coolest piece of clothing I've seen since assless singlets. Three huge muscle men are standing in a circle, arms wrapped around one another, and they're rubbing one another. I have no idea who these masked men are and this scene has just jumped off the meter.
After a minute or so, the mens's masks have been removed and the soundtrack kicks in, allowing us to hear the deep breathing and heavy sighs of the men. Beefcake muscle man Xerxes is being worshipped by Brendan Davies and Hank Dutch. Brendan Davies is the smallest of the muscled trio, but nevertheless, his body is bulging and tight; Hank Dutch is massive with his huge, cannonball shoulders inked in intricate tattoos; and Xerxes's mammoth ass is busting out of his chaps. My particular favourite is Hank Dutch – he's sporting a dark and short mohawk, his cock is fat and uncut, and his nipples are huge. He looks a little on the nasty side, and that's just how I like them.
Trey Casteel and Brock Hatcher are in the back corner playing together. (I just got my first look at Trey Casteel in Crossing the Line, Cop Shack 2, a Titan Men movie that I have just finished reviewing for The Pig.) In Roid Rage Trey's chest and belly hair is less cropped and I definitely like him better this way. But this hairy, hulking daddy he's playing with is new. Brock Hatcher is beautiful – a bald, hairy and hulking daddy with massive arms and a thick and hairy torso. I've never seen him before, but after doing a bit of research I discover that Brock Hatcher has made a couple of movies for COLT Studio Group – Minute Man 26, The Hard Way and Hard Studies, both of which you can see at COLT. Trey Casteel is the first down on his knees and sucking Brock Hatcher's daddy cock. And while Hatcher looks like the bigger, meaner daddy, it turns out that Casteel is a little more piggy, telling this hulking daddy just how he wants his cock sucked. "Spit on my cock," Casteel says – and this only serves to get Hatcher – and me – more riled up.
Xerxes, Brendan Davies, and Hank Dutch devour every inch of one another's bodies – smelling armpits, licking nipples, massaging flexed muscles, kissing – and each of the three men take their turn in the middle with the other two working over his ass and cock.
While Trey Casteel is fucking Hatcher in the back corner, Dutch fucks Brendan while Xerxes plants his huge ass on Brendan's face. Xerxes gets around to doing some fucking, too. And I don't think I'd ever want to be on the receiving end of a fuck from this man. He throws his whole body into fucking Brendan, pounding faster, harder, and deeper. And between Xerxes's massive ass and his 25-inch thighs, Davies must have felt that fuck for several days. Eventually all five muscle men come together for a final group scene. Brock Hatcher is pounding is cock into Trey's ass while the other muscle men stand around jacking off, urging one another to the brink. Hatcher shoots the most amazing cum shot of the whole movie – one gigantic burst dumps a pool of cum on Casteel's upper chest, a couple of shorter bursts leave a trail down his stomach. Xerxes takes over fucking Casteel while Dutch shoves his fat uncut cock in the butt boy's mouth. Casteel takes a long time to cum, which only make Xerxes pummel him harder. And when Casteel finally cum, he screams his head off.
I can't say that the first two scenes are just as hot as the final one because this last scene was so over the top. But each of the other two won't fail to get you hard or get you off.
In the first scene, hairy man Huessein, Piero Sias and beefy Shane Alexander get worked up in a threesome. Shane Alexander is a huge, good-looking man – bald and hairy man with a beautiful muscled body. Piero Sias has a big, curved, uncut cock and I remember enjoying watching him getting fucked hard by Damien Crosse in Breathless. The three men come together on a platform and they keep me guessing as to who is going to get fucked. I'm pretty sure it's not going to be Huessein, the man is a fucking machine. And Shane Alexander's hugeness would lead us to the conclusion that he's a top. Wrong. For the rest of the scene Shane Alexander gets his beefy ass jack hammered by Huessein. Piero is the perfect "assistant" holding Shane's legs, playing with his nipples, and kissing him. Piero also fucks Alexander to give Huessein a break. I loved watch Piero kissing Shane because he really wanted to get into, but he couldn't close his eyes and take shut out the view of Huessein's cock pounding into the beefy man's ass.
Piero Sias is back in the second scene with relative newcomer Trojan Rock. I loved watching Piero suck cock. He loves doing it, he keeps his eyes open and loves looking up at Trojan to see what parts of his sucking technique really get him going.
Piero is a tease, too, and I loved watching him holding Trojan on the edge, even though Trojan desperately wanted to fall. There’s some hot camera work giving us Trojan’s perspective looking down and watching Piero. But then Trojan topped Piero's performance sucking and nibbling Piero’s foreskin, fucking it with his tongue, and teasing Piero's cock head. Piero anticipates and relished every nibble. And in true pig form, Trojan even runs his nose along the length of Piero's fat uncut cock, breathing in the mixture of man juice, spit, and sweat. I don't think I've ever seen anyone do that before – Trojan got big piggy points for that one. Trojan is just as skilled a top, taking his time and gently opening up Piero's fuck hole with his 8-inch cock. He’s driving Piero nuts and I loved watching the expressions wash over Piero's face. You're going to have to watch this fuck scene twice: once to enjoy Trojan's cock fucking Piero's ass with varying speeds, rhythms, and depth; and again to see how much Piero is enjoying it. I didn't like that the music drowned out the men. Trojan is a talker and I would have liked to hear more of him. But I can't help but thinking that JD Slater is such a skilled director that he wouldn't have let this happen if there wasn't a good reason – perhaps other noises in the scene, or maybe the talk wasn't all that hot.
Even writing this review gets my dick hard all over again. Roid Rage really is a must-have – and I don't say that very often. I enjoyed every scene in a different way and I'm thrilled to have "met" some hot new men to add to the Pig Sty. Roid Rage also had one of the best behind-the-scenes videos I've ever scene. Co-director Jake Deckard takes us through the backstage area as the men are getting ready for the five-man orgy. Jake Deckard introduces us to the men and does a little fluffing along the way. It could have been a scene on it's own. If you buy one movie this year, it has to be Roid Rage. - Link
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