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- 4
- Review Date
- 25 August 2007
- Director
- Kristofer Weston
- Studio
- Buckshot / COLT Studio Group
- Genre
- Cowboys, muscle men, outdoor sex, oral sex, anal sex, rimming, threesome sex, uncut cocks, big cocks.
- Starring
- Antton Harri, Brian Hansen, Danny Roddick and Alex Chandler; and Jason Kingsley, Joey Jordan, Cole Ryan, Mason Wyler, Mark Hansom, and Remo Ferri.
- Standout Scene
The mud-wrestling scene is by far my favourite. It's pretty hot watching a couple of guy wrestling in the mud, ripping clothes of one another, and rolling around naked and nearly naked all covered in mud.
And when Anton Harri shows up he puts a stop to the fighting. Trying to cool these studs off with a hose, he unwittingly reveals tight, well-muscled bodies. As these hunks strip to get cleaned up we start to see what's been hiding underneath their jeans and plaid shirts. As soon as these muscle guys get cleaned up they get dirty and nasty all over again with a hot three-way, outdoor fuck scene.- Video Review
- Muscle Ranch 2 is the second COLT Studio movie that I have reviewed. While there are many things that I liked about the movie Muscle Ranch 2, I didn't enjoy it as much as Waterbucks 2, which featured more of the types of men that I really go for. Muscle Ranch 2 features a lot of hot, outdoor gay sex with most of the stars of the movie pairing up in couples. There was, however, one really scorcher of a threeway scene, which happens to be my favourite.
The movie opened with ranch owner Antton Harri walking around his small ranch. He's frustrated with the number of horny and oversexed ranch hands that he employees because he seems to spend more time chasing them down and making sure they're working. As he walks around surveying the damage from past mistakes, he decides he needs to hire a foreman to whip these guys into shape. When I reviewed Waterbucks 2 one of the things that I really liked was the absence of an awkward storyline. I prefer it when the gay porn actors just have sex and forget about trying to fumble through a script, and I really have no problem with a scene opening right into the sex scene. So I watched these initial minutes of Muscle Ranch 2 hoping that I wouldn't be dragged through some feeble attempt to recreate Brokedown Mountain.
And COLT didn't let me down. As I made my way through Muscle Ranch 2 a voice over dub takes care of telling us the storyline. Narrated by Antton Harri, or someone supposed to be the ranch owner, we are carried comfortably through the movie. The men are left to do what they do best – have sex.
As Harri surveys the farm, we go inside the barn where BUCKSHOT Man Brian Hansen is working. He climbs over a fence and rips the leg of his jeans wide open. He's mad enough when he heard the tear, but now he sees that his balls are hanging out the hole. 
He's panicking a bit, wondering how he's going to get to the bunk house to change without everyone seeing that he doesn't wear any underwear. Hansen starts rubbing his cock and balls, and before you know it, he's sitting back on a few bales of hay and jacking his impressive cock. He doesn't see hairy man Jason Kingsley come into the barn. Kingsley sneaks up behind him and watches over Hansen's shoulder. Then Kingsley slips around and startles Hansen. Kingsley drops to his knees and starts sucking Hansen's cock. Hansen is a very cute, blond muscular guy, but I'm more interested in seeing Kingsley naked because I know that he's well-built, hairy, and very well-hung. And I soon get my wish when the blond ranch hand gets on his knees and pulls Kingsley's massive cock out of his jeans. Once Hansen gets Kingsley's cock good and hard, he kneels and leans over a a few bales of hay, signaling that he wants to feel that 9-inch cock up his ass. Kingsley takes his time lubing Hansen's shaved butt hole with his tongue, and he massages it with his fingers. Hanson slides his hard cock into Hansen's ass and fucks him in a variety of positions before they both climax all over Hansen's smooth six pack.
The ranch owner introduces us to the next scene where BUCKSHOT Man Danny Roddick and big-dicked Mason Wyler were so distracted with one another that they forget to shut off the watering hole tap. As the two young bucks get busy with one another's cocks, the water starts filling up the tub. Roddick and Wyler are cute, but again, they're a little on the young side for my tastes. However, when I spotted the huge uncut dick flop out of Wyler's jeans, the foreskin pig in me was all eyes and oinking. What a beautiful uncut cock – long, fat and covered in foreskin – and Roddick had no problem swallowing the whole thing. I was a bit disappointed when the fucking began because I was really looking forward to watching Wyler sliding his huge uncut cock up Roddick's ass. But it turns out that I have my tops and bottoms mixed up and it was Wyler who got fucked. There was an amazing fuck scene where Wyler was standing on a fence and holding onto the post; Wyler leans back and Roddick slides his hard cock up Wyler's fuck hole. It was pretty hot watching Wyler bounce back and forth on Roddick's dick. Quite a creative use of the outdoor props and it kept me interested in these two young bucks.
The third scene was my favourite. As a result of Roddick and Wyler forgetting about the water, 
a good part of the yard and pasture became flooded. This left BUCKSHOT Man Alex Chandler and Cole Ryan to tend to a pick-up truck stuck in the mud. Chandler was at the steering wheel and barking at Ryan to push harder. Finally Ryan called him a bitch and a fight ensures. First Ryan falls backwards in the mud as the truck slides out of the mud and Ryan loses his balance. When Chandler reaches out to help Ryan out of the mud, Ryan pulls him face-first into the mud. The two start wrestling and Ryan gets the worst of it. Chandler ends up ripping off Ryan's clothes, so the dark-haired stud is completely naked except for his cowboy boots. I've never seen a mud-wrestling scene before, so it was pretty hot. And I was definitely interested in how this was going to play out because you don't want to be shoving a muddy dick up someone's ass. Antton Harri finally shows up and picks the two fighting ranch hands up by their ears and leads them off to a nearby bath tub. I'm getting excited now because I figure "daddy" is taking charge and he's going to make these two bad boys do unspeakable things. And he does! Harri grabs a hose and starts washing the guys off. Little by little their anger subsides and they start helping one another wash the mud off their bodies. It quite an erotic scene to watch these guys getting more and more excited. When Cole Ryan's cock is standing straight up in the air, he gets down on his knees to suck Chandler's big, banana-curved cock. This leads to a naked Harri joining them and a hot, outdoor three-way fuck scene takes off with Cole Ryan ending up in the middle of a fevered chain fuck.
I have to say that Antton Harri has a beautiful body. He's not my favourite man in the movie – that would be Jason Kingsley, Alex Chandler, and Joey Jordan – but Antton Harri has a hot fucking body. He's squat and muscular with massively thick thighs and a plump ass. It's absolute pleasure to see him naked in the sunlight. I think if Harri were hairy, I'd probably be falling to my knees, but in this movie anyway, he's smooth. Okay, I admit it, if he were waving his long cock at me I probably wouldn't say no. But if Kingsley were doing the same, I'd push Harri out of the way.
Hairy, muscular, and beefy like the proverbial brick shit house, Joey Jordan is working under a tractor in the barn. He stops when lanky and dark Mark Hansom stands beside the tractor. Jordan gets on his knees and services Hansom's dick. There are a couple of hot fuck sequences between these two with Joey Jordan hanging off the tractor and bouncing his ass off Hansom's cock, and then, later Hansom is leaning against one of the big tractor wheels as Jordan leans back and fucks his cock some more. All in all, for being the bottom, Joey Jordan does most of the fucking in this scene. But it's always hot to watch a cock-hungry bottom get what he wants.
The final scene of the movie features Antton Harri giving Remo Ferri his job interview. And I won't ruin the scene for you by giving you a blow by blow account. But it is pretty hot watching these two devour one another's long cocks. And even though Harri is the one doing the hiring, Ferri shows him who's boss. After a performance like that no doubt Ferri gets the job and he had lots of fun whipping these sex-crazed ranch hands into shape. Hmmm ... maybe we're looking at Muscle Ranch 3.
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Put a bunch of hunky, muscle men on a ranch with hot blazing afternoons and you're bound to find some hot and sweaty sex happening in the barn. Antton Harri plays the ranch hand who is trying to keep these cowboys and farm hands in line, but as soon as he gets one couple back to work another couple of hunks are sucking and fucking somewhere else on the farm. And watch for the sizzling mud fight and outdoor showering scene, it's fucking hot!
